HE WAS A BAKER BOI

Portia: He was a boy
Peeta: wat...
Cinna: She was a girl
Katniss: no...
Effie: Can you make it any more obvious?
Haymitch: He always baked cakes
Gale: She hunted all day
Effie: What more can you say?
Caesar: He wanted her
Haymitch: She'd never tell
Cinna: Secretly she wanted him as well.
Effie: Gale, her friend, stuck up his nose
Gale: And I had a problem with his baker clothes
Katniss: ---you done?
Haymitch: HE WAS A BAKER BOI
Portia and Cinna: SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOY
Capitol Citizens: HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
Peeta: Well she had a hungry face!
Katniss: ---no, Peeta, not you too
Haymitch: You were such a disgrace!
Capitol Citizens: Shouldn't have thrown that bread to eaaaarrrth
Katniss: -------
avril lavigne     sk8er boy     thg     parody     fan    
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